Embroidered Apron - Real Housewives of Bumf*ck Nowhere

Cooking, Crafting, Gardening

Unleash your creative side with StitchTique's embroidered aprons. Made with 100% cotton twill, these aprons are not only comfortable, but also durable for all of your cooking, crafting, or gardening adventures.  Our aprons are generously sized at 35" long by 30" wide, with extra long straps that work for all shapes, sizes, & genders.

Real Housewives of Bumf*ck Nowhere

Serve up small-town sass with this cotton twill apron featuring a stylish mid-century modern design and the unforgettable phrase, “Real Housewives of Bumf*ck Nowhere.” Perfect for the queen of casseroles, gossip, and getting things done without a glam squad, this apron brings vintage charm and big personality to any kitchen. Whether you’re hosting the neighborhood potluck or just stirring the tea, this apron lets everyone know you’re the star of your own hit series.

Color: Elegant Off-white, perfect for any setting

Material: Made from 100% cotton twill fabric, ensuring durability and comfort

Size: Generously sized at 35" tall and 30" wide, designed to provide ample coverage

Pockets: Features 2 deep lap pockets, perfect for keeping essential tools or items at hand

Washing Instructions: Machine wash warm; tumble dry low